oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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