xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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