i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
