we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize