Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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