I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
This is my gift to your gina
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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