This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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