I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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