I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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