sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
what if I'm pregnant?
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i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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