she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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