That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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