ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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