The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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