why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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