you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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