Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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