Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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