Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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