I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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