Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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