You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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