who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
