how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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