How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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