how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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