Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i would punch a child for taco bell
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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