sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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