i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Don't make out with my wife yet
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Randomize