I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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