this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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