Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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