How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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