okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just pee around me
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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