I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
it's great music for shaving your balls
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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