I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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