Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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