i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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