As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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