brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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