Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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