There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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