who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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