I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
as a side note pls kill me
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