Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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