i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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