Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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