if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
