One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
high people should be assigned attendants
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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