Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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