We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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